Cousin! And welcome to the UNDERGROUND. Welcome home. This is your
virtual Holy Land.
is everywhere, Elvis is everything. Elvis is wherever you
are, and whoever you are. And wherever and whoever you are,
that's the UNDERGROUND. Yes, ma'am. Yes, sir. Yes, Cousin.
The Church! is all up in you, and all around you too. You
are in church this very moment, and in every moment that you
feel that Elvis Love.
here hotspot is one of the many millions of places where you
can plug into your global community church,
get turned on with all your cousins from around the whole
joint, and get a mighty mighty jolt of the heavy heavy juice:
the healing power of The King. So take a breather from all
that soul constipation, kick off them blue suedes, and grab
ahold of a big ol hunka hunka burnin universal rhythm and
Mystery Train is on a move. Clutch your chakras. Say your
prayers. All aboard!
remember: Elvis Loves YOU!!!